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people who will be ‘out’ on Wednesday night:

1. me
2. my New Friend
3. my (old) friend
4. girl I am interested in
5. Mary-girl
6. girl who gave me these
7. 5 and 6’s good friend who is nice and a babe etc
8. 5 and 6 and 7’s friend whose house party I went to once and who 3 knows and who was nice to me when 6 was interested in me but who now has some weird thing with 2’s ex and now 2 hates her so by extension I must hate her and probably by extension I should hate 5 and 6 and 7 too
9. 2’s ex
10. girl I went to school with, with whom I had/have lots of mutual friends, but we had this weird thing at school where even though we had heaps in common we hated each other, probably because secretly we both wanted to be the only-lesbian-at-school, except I saw her at a party on Saturday night and seems like maybe she wants to be friends/friendly now? idk
11. other girl I went to school with who I was not friends with and neither was 10 but I always suspected that maybe she was gay and yep, now she is, except now she’s also weirdly friends with 10 which is weird, and I think she is also in on this maybe wanting to be friends/friendly thing? idk
12. short cute little boi who I totally do not like except only when I’m drunk and weird latent feelings come out
13. 5 and 12’s friend, who is super nice and with whom I share reservations about 5’s genuineness
14. 12 and 13’s friend who is awesome and fun and awesome
15. 12 and 13 and 14’s friend who 2 and I used to feel sceptical about but who we have now decided we like because we saw her on the bus once when we were all sober and we had a normal nice and funny etc conversation with her unlike every other interaction I have with any of these people ever (except maybe 2 and 3 and 4)

okay done.