persephonette:

bigundies:

my clit really needs to stop responding so positively to the opening notes of justin biebers “boyfriend” or i will murder myself

same

forever scaring dates with hoop earrings.

forever scaring dates by expressing desire to be Jenny Schecter.

I impulsively just bought overpriced eBay tickets to see Lana Del Rey. felt good about myself.

then found out Azealia Banks is born in the same year as me. felt bad about myself.